Stole it from ~RubiconsInferno who is an awesome person

[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.' ( lmao... you damn chair!)
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door. ( rolft )
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. ( a car, when I was little XD)
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have run into a tree/bush.
[x] You have been called a blond

[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow. ( I have already tryed a bouch of years ago XD )
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody. ( CRAP! )
[x] You just sang them to make sure. ( guilty hahaha )
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.

[x] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it. ( really I don't get it, but maybe is because I've never watched it entirely XD )
[ ] You type with three fingers or less. ( 4 or 5 >D )
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire. ( I was a little pyro )
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling. ( XD )

[x] You have fallen asleep in class. ( zzzz... what? )
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking. ( *stares at the walls*...um what? )
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about. ( huh, sorry what I was saying? )
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[ ] You are often told to use your 'inside voice. (nah who know me, already knows that I don't have that lil voice )


[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally. ( keep saying yourself that it was accidentally )
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. ( PROCRASTINATION YAY )
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time. ( WHERE THE FUCK IS MY PENCIL??? oh wait it's in my hand )

[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[x] You break a lot of things. ( me like destroying things... and people )
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused. ( *tilt and twitch* )
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[x] The word "um" is used frequently.
[x] You don't know what "um" means.
[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot. (lol)
[ ] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin. ( I'LL USE MAH FINGERS MWAHAHAHAH )


TOTAL:35
Now, take your total yesses, and multiply it by 4
29x4= 116
and re-post as: I am _% mentally insane

I compense my untotally insanity with violence... beautiful violence

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What color/kind of socks are you wearing?
[ ] Red = loud
[ ] Green = stupid
[ ] None = freaky
[ ] Fuzzy = gorgeous
[ ] Yellow = innocent
[ ] Purple = a little too happy
[ ] Black = emo
[x] Stripes = funny
[ ] Gray = skanky
[ ] Pink = preppy
[ ] Light blue = sweaty
[ ] Other = hot
[ ] White = sexy

What kind of bottom half are you wearing?
[ ] Shorts = cutie
[ ] Skirt/skort = skank
[ ] Corduroy = faggot homosexual
[ ] Tight jeans = scene kid
[ ] Ripped jeans = emo
[x] Cammo = cage fighter ( lmao I am wearing cammo pants )
[ ] Jeans = prep
[ ] Cargo = clown
[ ] Sweats = athlete
[ ] Boxers = brat
[ ] Booty shorts = female
[ ] Capris = Gangster
[ ] Nothing = hoe
[ ] Dickies = weirdo
[ ] Bikini bottoms = tiki girl
[ ] Skinny jeans = beast
[ ] Other = sex addict


What is your natural hair color?
[ ] Auburn = that every one wants to make out with
[ ] Blonde = with a broken heart
[ ] Black = with a sexy smile
[ ] Dark brown = with a hot boyfriend/girlfriend
[ ] Red = that likes to have fun
[ ] Brown = who loves to be different
[x] Dirty blonde= with sexy eyes
[ ] Bald = with herpes
[ ] Other = with a nice ass

Pick the month you were born on:
[ ] 1 = who ate
[ ] 2 = who needed
[ ] 3 = who killed
[ ] 4 = who shot
[ ] 5 = who killed
[x] 6 = who smoked with
[ ] 7 = who farted on
[ ] 8 = who ran shirtless with
[ ] 9 = who got stabbed horribly by
[ ] 10 = who cuddled with
[ ] 11 = who slept with
[ 12 = who ran naked with

Pick the day you were born on:
[ ] 01 = the kool-aid man
[ ] 02 = a dog
[ ] 03 = a shoe
[ ] 04 = a toothbrush
[ ] 05 = Santa Claus
[ ] 06 = The Trojan man
[ ] 07 = Barney the dinosaur
[ ] 08 = a prostitute
[ ] 09 = a porn star
[ ] 10 = a bag of weed
[ ] 11 = a lover
[ ] 12 = a glass of milk
[ ] 13 = a horse
[ ] 14 = a lesbian
[ ] 15 = a stripper
[ ] 16 = a pickle
[ ] 17 = a jew
[ ] 18 = a homo
[ ] 19 = an orange
[ ] 20 = a dildo
[ ] 21 = a homeless guy
[ ] 22 = a whore
[x] 23 = my crush
[ ] 24 = an easter egg
[ ] 25 = a jar of honey
[ ] 26 = a condom
[ ] 27 = a bowl of cereal
[ ] 28 = a french fry
[ ] 29 = Micheal Jackson
[ ] 30 = Paris Hilton
[ ] 31 = YOUR MOM

Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing
[ ] White = because I love marijuana
[x] Black = because I'm sexy as hell
[ ] Pink = because the voices told me to
[ ] Blue = because I have AMAZING boobs
[ ] Red = because I'm a pimp and your jealous
[ ] Polka Dots = because I hate my life
[ ] Purple = because I'm gay
[ ] Gray = because I got dared
[ ] Other = because that's how I roll
[ ] Green = because I'm good in bed
[ ] Orange = because I smoke crack
[ ] Turquoise = because I have a noodle in my nose
[ ] Brown = because I had to
[ ] Shirtless = because I've got abs


According to this, I am: a funny cage fighter with sexy eyes who smoked with my crush because I'm sexy as hell

*laughs ass off*

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*still out of order*

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